Russian Dashcams Always Identify At Least Two Culprits

Russian Dashcams Always Identify At Least Two Culprits

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There are no innocent bystanders in Russia.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not blaming the victim. It’s just that I’m having trouble finding the victims. In Russia, everyone seems to be doing everything to everyone else, all the time. There’s no pecking order I can discern. When the Soviet Union was still going strong, the totalitarian government enforced a very rigid caste system. Leonid Brezhnev cruised around in a Zil and everyone else got the hell out of the way. It’s much more egalitarian now.

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Some Day My Prince Will Come. He Will Bring Popcorn

Some Day My Prince Will Come. He Will Bring Popcorn

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Look, guys, fellas, listen up; chicks seriously lie.

That’s what they do. They lie and they lie and they lie. They will tell you anything to get what they want. Don’t mistake this for an evil streak. There is an evil streak, don’t get me wrong. But it’s over there on the other side of the phrenology chart. The lying is a form of mercy. They lie to us because that’s all we men can handle.

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This Skippin’ Contest Is Geein Me the Boak

This Skippin’ Contest Is Geein Me the Boak

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Mon then ya mad rockets, let’s be goin’ to see some stone floaters. There’s a many a good throw in the crowd. I’ll admit  there’s a few that rips ma knitting, but none dodgy. The peach with the elbow looks a stoater, but he got it right roon ye, din’t he, ya dafties? He starts a proper nigel but the assembled dae a burly and take him to their bosom, don’t they?

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