Makes The Charge of the Light Brigade Look Like a Sensible Military Exercise

Makes The Charge of the Light Brigade Look Like a Sensible Military Exercise

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I’ve seen this before. It starts out looking harmless. First they put the verb at the end of sentences. They lay out all the nouns and adjectives, mix them all up in a kind of inanimate stew where they seem harmless, and then, BAM, they spring the verb on you, and the mechanized units are rolling. Sure, it’s just a little tractor towing a hay trailer, but big things have small beginnings. You don’t know what they’ll mount on that bad boy tomorrow.

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Ideas Are Overrated

Ideas Are Overrated

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So they have this thing in Sweden called Svarthalet Racing. It’s often confused with a form of American racing called Port-O-Let racing, which involves seeing which construction worker can make it to the portable toilet after they eat lunch from a roach coach. Svarthalet racing is basically rocket propelled drag racing with sleds. So, it’s basically awesome

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Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

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No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

The fellow playing the SpongeBob toy drum set is not a nobody. His name is Benny Greb. He’s one of the most well-regarded drummers in the world, among people who regard drummers. I don’t know anyone who regards drummers, but apparently they’re out there. Benny was something of a child prodigy on the drums, and he’s got a drum company sponsoring him, so he obviously knows what he’s doing.

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