I’ve seen this before. It starts out looking harmless. First they put the verb at the end of sentences. They lay out all the nouns and adjectives, mix them all up in a kind of inanimate stew where they seem harmless, and then, BAM, they spring the verb on you, and the mechanized units are rolling. Sure, it’s just a little tractor towing a hay trailer, but big things have small beginnings. You don’t know what they’ll mount on that bad boy tomorrow.

Oh boy. Here come the blond guys with severe haircuts. They wear leather pants and march together to oompah bands. Everyone seems to fall in line behind them, almost without thinking. They’re always on the move, this bunch. They’re all blitzed, too, on sudsy beer. Notice the word “blitz.” Halfway there, aren’t we?

Whoah. Did they just yell JAWOHL! in unison at the end of the song? Case closed.