I agree completely. Whatever they’re talking about, I back it 100 percent. I can’t think of one good reason why I shouldn’t agree with everything that’s been said. It all seemed reasonable. I think it was a good thing. I feel like I just watched the Democratic National Convention with the sound off. Everything seemed alright, but I get the sinking feeling that something terrible has happened.
https://youtu.be/U58ZmzmCnVY
Okie dokie, so that happened. Remind me to never cut someone off when I’m driving in Russia. Nothing good comes from it. Either they pull out a Tec-9 and spray down your car at the next red light, or a troupe of cartoon characters appears out of nowhere and whoops your ass. On second thought, driving in Russia at all seems like a bad idea.
My name is Mainus, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self-defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. It’s called Mainus Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Everybody needs a good slap upside the head from time to time. I sure as hell need one. Almost constantly. If I didn’t hit myself, I don’t know what I would do. You’d find me on a street corner, giving away Bernie Sanders bumper stickers, and taking pictures of people’s feet as they walked by. The world descends into chaos without the slap.