Everybody needs a good slap upside the head from time to time. I sure as hell need one. Almost constantly. If I didn’t hit myself, I don’t know what I would do. You’d find me on a street corner, giving away Bernie Sanders bumper stickers, and taking pictures of people’s feet as they walked by. The world descends into chaos without the slap.

I can tell you right now, everyone in that video is much better off after getting smacked. They’ll all go out into society and get real jobs. They’ll raise their families better. They’ll become productive members of society. And most of them will finally get decent haircuts.