Woah! Do you know who you’re messing with, ese? I’m Mr. Krabs! Don’t chu know that I’m loco, ese? I’ll cut chu, mang. Don’t make me cut chu, mang! I’ll cut chu up and use chu in krabby patties, mang. I’ll cut your whole family, ese!
I found a translation of the lyrics if anyone is interested. They’re what you would expect:
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!
It’s never easy telling your friends and family that there’s something horribly wrong with you. I’ve had to do it several times, so you can trust me on this one. However, telling your parents is a lot worse than telling your friends. I got so nervous telling my Dad that I liked Soft Rock that I panicked and told him I was gay. It seemed a lot easier than telling him I liked John Mayer.
I’ve seen a few strange dogs in my time, but this one looks like he needs to see a vet. His fur is looking very strange, and his skin appears to be a very strange color. I’m almost positive that his nose isn’t very moist. Someone check if his nose is moist. This is a nose-moistening emergency!