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I’m Escaping To The One Place That Hasn’t Been Corrupted By Capitalism — Space!

I’m Escaping To The One Place That Hasn’t Been Corrupted By Capitalism — Space!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukFfIbyDzM

No, no, no, the background music is all wrong. You’re supposed to have O Fortuna playing in the background, or nothing at all. Jeesh, even the National Anthem of the USSR would have been acceptable. The organ really isn’t doing anything for me. There needs to be more shrieking and bellowing. Either that, or they need to go full 2001: A Space Odyssey. However, it’s recommended that you never go full 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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That’s A Nice Crash Test Dummy — It Would Be A Shame If Something Happened To It

That’s A Nice Crash Test Dummy — It Would Be A Shame If Something Happened To It

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To be honest, I’m a little bit surprised. I had no idea that a weapon forged in the basement of a Soviet tricycle shop could be so effective. It didn’t blow up in the user’s face or anything. I’m quite impressed. The rocket propelled grenades aren’t fueled with vodka and Capitalist tears either. The RPG-7 is rocking my entire world right now.

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In Soviet Russia, Nuke Fixes Disaster!

In Soviet Russia, Nuke Fixes Disaster!

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Boris, what are you doing now? Have you been drinking too many of your state-issued vodka rations again? I will have to report you to the proper authorities if you don’t stop. That vodka is for your whole family. Don’t turn into a greedy, capitalist, fat-cat, pig-dog. Make sure that little Ivan and young Диана get their vodka and potatoes every morning before they go to their labor camps.

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Спасатели Малибу

Спасатели Малибу

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Way out East there were these fellas — fellas I wanna tell ya about. Fellas by the name of Bogaturs. At least that was the handle heir loving parents gave them, but they never had much use for them. Bogaturs, they called themselves Bogaturs. Now, Bogaturs — they didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise.

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