Or more accurately, say nyet.
Of course this is a Russian video. It could only happen in Russia. It’s not that Americans aren’t loopy enough to play Strauss using .22 LR ammo. We got plenty of guns. It’s just that no one in America can play the violin properly anymore. Tipper Gore said there was too much sax and violins in the music industry, so everyone took up target shooting instead.
Well, posting a good Russian driving extravaganza here at the BSBFB is long overdue. Video compilations of Russian car wrecks have a certain appeal that’s transnational. Everyone everywhere likes to see someone worse off then they are, and everyone in the video is worse off than everyone.
https://youtu.be/dnN4L_TFp0U
Not Slavic enough for my tastes. If they were squatting in a bombed out parking lot while wearing identical Adidas track suits, then I might be able to take them seriously. They have the hairdos down, but everything else needs work. No one is clutching a bottle of 100-proof vodak. They don’t even appear to have a 40oz handy.
Courage. What makes a King out of a slave? Courage. What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage. What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? Courage. What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage. What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage. What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage.