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Coyote Peterson: Honorary Australian

Coyote Peterson: Honorary Australian

Way out West there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Coyote. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Coyote, he called himself Coyote. Now, Coyote — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

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Worst. Paper Route. Ever

Worst. Paper Route. Ever

My name is Kamer Kolar, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of going real fast, dude, that I developed over two seasons of drinking three Red Bulls before breakfast, a Monster before lunch, and three more Red Bulls before dinner. It’s called Kamer Kolar Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to dominate some gnarly corners with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year — This Place Has Got Everything

The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year — This Place Has Got Everything

They’re on a mission from god — or dog. They’re all Polish, so there’s no way to tell what’s happening. They could’ve taken a wrong turn for all I know. If they’re Polish, that wouldn’t be completely out of the question. It’s true that everything’s a drive-thru if you’re brave enough, but I wouldn’t try that anywhere where the security is armed and on edge. A few cups of coffee at the end of a long shift can make a man pretty trigger-happy. Then again, they’re in Poland, so the most heavily-armed guard in the area will have little more than a colorful squirt gun full of hot-sauce.

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This Is The Most Maine Thing I’ve Seen All Day

This Is The Most Maine Thing I’ve Seen All Day

While moose are indigenous to many parts of North America, I can say with absolute certainty that this video was at least inspired by Maine. There seems to be some mysterious mountains in the background, and everything is a bit out of focus, so I can’t say for sure where this video was taken. However, the Maine trademarks are splattered all over this video like Jack the Ripper had a really bad day at the office and decided to have a relaxing night out on the town.

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