The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year — This Place Has Got Everything

The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year — This Place Has Got Everything

They’re on a mission from god — or dog. They’re all Polish, so there’s no way to tell what’s happening. They could’ve taken a wrong turn for all I know. If they’re Polish, that wouldn’t be completely out of the question. It’s true that everything’s a drive-thru if you’re brave enough, but I wouldn’t try that anywhere where the security is armed and on edge. A few cups of coffee at the end of a long shift can make a man pretty trigger-happy. Then again, they’re in Poland, so the most heavily-armed guard in the area will have little more than a colorful squirt gun full of hot-sauce.

From what I can see, no one seemed to mind that hey took a Sunday drive down the canned foods aisle. Things aren’t like they used to be. Way back when, when you were on a mission from God there was at least some resistance from the local constabulary, Illinois Nazis, and an ex wife or two.

2 thoughts on “The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year — This Place Has Got Everything

  1. They lose a ton of points for excessive giggling….and driving something that can only be described as a box on wheels.

    Otherwise…you go little Boryslaw. Heheheeeee…..

  2. Hi Tim, thanks for stopping by!

    I triple-dog dare you to do the same thing without giggling. It’s harder than it looks.

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