https://youtu.be/VWZF-XMWiRM

While it’s against my religion to eat any form of vegetable that hasn’t been deep fried and inserted into a well-cooked turkey, I’ll admit that I’m all for blowing them up with high explosives. Of course, these are more along the lines of medium explosives , but you try explaining that to a TSA agent in a pinch. They don’t care if it’s high, low, or medium explosives; they’re giving you a cavity search, and that’s final.

If you’re still feeling up to it, you can have a freshly imploded tomato after the TSA is done with you, but I’ll have to pass due to my rigorous eating regimine. The only time anything in my diet is explosive is when it’s exiting my body — usually onto a TSA agent.