It’s better than harsh drone, it’s better than Tibetan throat-sludge, it’s even better than dad-rock. It’s an essential genre for any music fan It’s almost as good as post-avant jazzcore and dream funk. In short, faucet-core is the best thing to happen to music since Schoenberg stopped making music.
This isn’t even disputable. I can safely say that this is the best music video ever made. It has everything. Music, animation, swans, yachts; what more could you need? This video has my nomination for best music video of 2016, and it’s not even 2016 yet.
It’s never easy telling your friends and family that there’s something horribly wrong with you. I’ve had to do it several times, so you can trust me on this one. However, telling your parents is a lot worse than telling your friends. I got so nervous telling my Dad that I liked Soft Rock that I panicked and told him I was gay. It seemed a lot easier than telling him I liked John Mayer.
I’ve been in the music business for a long time, and I know a hit when I hear one. I can tell you without a shadow of doubt in my mind, that this will be a hit. Packaged correctly, with some nice album art, and a few killer filler tracks to buff up the middle part of the record, this could sell upwards of 20 copies. I guarantee it.