This video makes me feel old, and for all the wrong reasons. I haven’t seen a picture-a-day until-I-look-really-different video since I was at an age where it was still acceptable to poop myself and giggle inanely. Although, very little about me has changed since then. I still remember those days fondly. High school was a very good time for me.
Ever since I was a little boy, I’ve always dreamed of being an attack helicopter. Although my aspirations have both disappointed and confused my parents, I think that they’ll accept me in the end. Even though they’ve repeatedly told me that it’s physically impossible for a human to morph into an attack helicopter, I fail to see how that is a problem. After I mount a 30mm cannon to my body, who’s to say what’s impossible?
I always thought SpongeBob would be more of a Meshuggah fan, but I guess I was wrong. He’s definitely into some heavy stuff, I mean, just look at him. He’s one brutal dude. He makes burly, face-painting metal dudes look like complete grannies. SpongeBob can head-bang with the best of them.
Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Spence Peppard. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Spence Peppard, he called himself Spence Peppard. Now,Spence Peppard — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.