I always thought SpongeBob would be more of a Meshuggah fan, but I guess I was wrong. He’s definitely into some heavy stuff, I mean, just look at him. He’s one brutal dude. He makes burly, face-painting metal dudes look like complete grannies. SpongeBob can head-bang with the best of them.

SpongeBob is deep into metal. Believe me on this one, I’ve seen his record collection. It’s all Anthrax, Napalm Death, and Mayhem records. He also has a surprising array of Oingo Boingo vinyls, but that’s completely unrelated. SpongeBob doesn’t need to hide his love for Oingo Boingo, because his metal reputation is rock solid. The only person who rocks harder than SpongeBob is Patrick, but that’s because he’s into some freaky stuff. Ya’ll don’t want to know about it.