Eminem’s Mom Cooks the Best Spaghetti
Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
We’re On Our Way!
After many weeks of waiting, the new Unorganized Hancock video is finally here! Bow down to the mighty pixel powers of the furry drummer, for he is the king of Flash Animation. Look at the caliber of those lines, the depth of those colors, and the glorious walk cycles. Well — maybe not the depth of the colors.
Hey, You Stop That This Instant
Young man, we use the Western Diatonic scale in this house, and that’s final. I don’t care what the other kids think is cool. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it to? That’s right, you wouldn’t, so I don’t see why you should play micro-tonal music. It’s morally wrong.
Get Bach
This is what the face of evil. Pure unadulterated evil. Never mind Hitler, or Stalin, or Hillary Clinton. This is true evil. They went into a forest and made this beautifully produced video, and then at the end of it they showed their true purpose. It was all a commercial for a crappy cell phone shaped like a bean. Disgusting.