Young man, we use the Western Diatonic scale in this house, and that’s final. I don’t care what the other kids think is cool. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it to? That’s right, you wouldn’t, so I don’t see why you should play micro-tonal music. It’s morally wrong.
Every time you play a micro-tonal note, baby Jesus cries. You don’t want to make baby Jesus cry, do you? Do you? That’s what I thought. Now, go to your room and think about what you’ve done. Just be glad that your Father didn’t catch you doing this. He’s have thrown you out on your micro-tonal butt, young man. Don’t let me catch you listening to any Indian music either — that’s jut as bad.