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Play That Funky Music, Lumberjack-Boy

Play That Funky Music, Lumberjack-Boy

My name is Jerry Donahue and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of metal that I developed over two seasons of rocking out in my Mom’s basement. It’s called Jerry Donahue Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to play metal with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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Very Nice. How Much?

Very Nice. How Much?

I found a translation of the lyrics if anyone is interested. They’re what you would expect:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!

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That’s All Well And Good, But Does It Djent?

That’s All Well And Good, But Does It Djent?

My name is Rob Scallon and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of metal that I developed over two seasons of rocking out in my Mom’s basement. It’s called Scallon Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to play metal with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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