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Well — At Least He’s Outside

Well — At Least He’s Outside

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At least he’s wearing pants. At least he’s not grunting and thrusting at the camera. At least he’s not doing a lot of thing. He seems to be doing a lot of hard work, which we can never approve of. Squatting is also a no-no. If it can’t be done in an afternoon while standing up it’s not worth doing. I know that limits your options, but it’s the only way to go. We’re all very busy people and we simply can’t be bothered with activities that require more than 5 minutes of work and a fifth of cheap scotch.

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The Unibrow Holds In All Of His Awesome

The Unibrow Holds In All Of His Awesome

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Long-time honorary borderline sociopath, ElectroBoom, has done it again. He’s lived through another video. It’s a little known fact that ElectroBoom is the official electrician over here at the BSBFB headquarters. If you even use our bathroom, don’t use the sink. You’ll get a heck of a shock, and I really wouldn’t recommend it. Also, the light bulbs tend to explode a lot, but he’s cheap, cheerful, and he shows up on time. That’s all you should ever ask for from an electrician.

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Unclear On The Concept

Unclear On The Concept

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lk8ESNT04

I can see by the look on their face that they’re Bosnian. It’s a very common problem they have. No, being Bosnian isn’t the issue here. I can see that they’re having some difficulties with their Frisbee. I too have struggled with Frisbee use, so I can understand their pain. I hope that they get the help they need.

It’s been so long since I was licensed to operate a Frisbee, that I too have forgotten hot to use it. Perhaps you fill it full of flaming gasoline and dump it into invading Soviet tanks? No wait — that’s not quite right.

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Shotgun Blast To The Abdomen Just Pisses Jerry Miculek Off More

Shotgun Blast To The Abdomen Just Pisses Jerry Miculek Off More

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I heard that Jerry Miculek can eat a bowl of nails without any milk. I heard he once killed Wolafman Jack with a trident, and then he hunted down and killed the banana splits with a machete. I heard he organized a merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson. It’s a little known fact that the Miculek family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. I heard he drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, which is probably why Jerry Miculek is the only person Chuck Norris truly fears.

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