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If You Can’t Put It In A Pie, It’s Probably Not Edible

If You Can’t Put It In A Pie, It’s Probably Not Edible

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[Warning: some salty language]

The British are a very peculiar people. From what I can tell, they cannot eat a meal unless it comes in pie-form. They have meat pies, fish pies, pie pies, and every other kind of pie you can imagine. The pies are almost always coated in a heavy sauce of some sort, which is another essential part of a British meal. I don’t know how it all tastes when mashed together, but it looks like it will sit like a brick in your lower intestines for the next three months.

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I’ll Build Her Some Pasta Or Something

I’ll Build Her Some Pasta Or Something

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Cooking is more than just pressing buttons on your microwave and allowing the gods of ready-made-meals to make all of your problems disappear, cooking is an art form. It takes hours, maybe even minutes, of hard work and dedication to cook a succulent meal. Entire relationships can be made or broken by your ability to cook.

You can even save your own life someday by knowing how to cook. All that dry pasta in your pantry can be used for a lot more than pasta art. Someday, you might have to boil that pasta. After that, you might even have to eat it. I don’t know if you’ll be ready for that if you forget about the importance of cooking.

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All Around Me Are Familiar Faces

All Around Me Are Familiar Faces

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(Warning: some salty language)

I don’t think there are enough cooking channels. Think about it — every other type of channel has 10 spinoff channels. MTV has an unholy army of different channels that all play reruns of My Super Sweet Sixteen, 16 and Pregnant, and Celebrity 16 and Pregnant. Why can’t we have a cooking channel completely dedicated to sad cooking shows? I’d watch the hell out of that, and I know a lot of other people feel the same way. This guy could get his own show, and it could be followed by a 30 minute segment of Paula Deen eating a stick of butter while crying into an open vat of pure, steaming lard.

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Gotta Pay The Cat Tax

Gotta Pay The Cat Tax

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Every once in a while, the Blog For Boys has to do something to keep up the appearance that we’re a reputable site that’s suitable for viewing by most humans. We must dispel any notion that we’re secretly trying to control your mind with subliminal messages embedded in the text. Be sure to drink your ovaltine. One of the best ways to keep things on the straight and narrow, is to pay a cat tax to the Intertunnel gods. We’ve sunk to the lowest common denominator to make sure that things run smoothly over here at the Blog for Boys headquarters. Here’s a video of a cat having a religious experience — probably because he drank his Ovaltine.

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