I’d really like to see a battle royale between every type of street performer. Any kind of fight to the death involving jugglers, magicians, buskers, and mimes would be delightful. If you filmed it and then sold it to the general public you’d make a killing. Everyone loves a good melee, especially when there’s a fair chance that mimes will be harmed in some way.

In a true street performer melee, I’d put my money on the magicians. They saw people in half for giggles. Lord only knows what else they have up their sleeves. Magicians are usually kinda scrawny, but they do have that evil Van Dyke beard thing to scare their opponents. Don’t sleep on the magicians!