Rock music isn’t dead yet, but it’s about to be brutally murdered by whoever the hell these people are. Where did they come from? Where are they going? What do they want? The world may never know, but I’m pretty sure they came here for one thing. To rock your socks off — and to advertise some sort of hair-care product. Damn that hair looks silky.

I’d like to remind everyone that there can only be one greatest band of all time, and that title will always go to Focus. They use conditioner twice a day and never forget to shampoo under the folds.

(Many thanks to our good friend Charles Schneider for allowing us to inflict this video on the general population)