That just about sums it up. Nothing more to see here. The movie’s over; everyone can go home. Get the hell out of my movie theater.

Well — you don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Go home to your wives, girlfriends, concubines, or other assorted companions. If you don’t have anyone to go home to, try hitting on the girl running concessions; she’s game for just about anything. Offer her some fresh popcorn for once and she’ll go loopy for you,

If you can’t be bothered to watch the actual Jurassic Park movies, then you can sit with me anytime. If you want to watch the movies, but can’t be bothered, I have a solution for you as well. Here’s all the Jurassic Park you’ll ever need: