I find music confusing and annoying. Not all music, but most music. By most music I mean all music. Unless it’s Ride of the Valkyries, the 1812 Overture, or anything by Herman’s Hermits — that is acceptable. Everything else is garbage.

Guitar groups are on the way out. I don’t know what’s going to take their place, but I’m absolutely sure that they’re not going to be with us for long. Everyone should take a few minutes to indulge in the mild pleasures of the guitar army because it’s the last we’ll hear from the guitar for a while.