… I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the dude who can back up his truck with a busted transmission. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Dude, in his Nissan Pathfinder. And even if he’s a lazy man — and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest to own a Nissan Pathfinder, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But — aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.

(Many thanks to our dear friend Charles Schneider for sending this one our way)