There was this little garage in El Monte, California I stumbled upon. There were a lot of guys in there, but none of them spoke English so I’m not sure what they were doing. But they could take apart a car way, way faster than these Canadian gentlemen. They didn’t take apart any Jeeps while I was there, mostly Porsches and Mercedes Benzes. Still, a noble effort from these fellows.
When you need a chainsaw to start work on the interior of your car restoration, you know you’ve got your work cut out for you. This dude never flinches. Unlike a lot of these restoration projects, this guy really doesn’t have much in the way of tools. Or shoes. But he’s got Bondo and plenty of gumption. And now he’s got a bitchin’ Mercedes.
First, they made three-wheel cars. Now this? Just make our flying cars already. Everyone has been talking about having flying cars for years now. But no, you had to invent the Internet and smart phones. You don’t have to be dramatic and remove the wheels one at a time. You’re not playing Jenga. In fact, when I play Jenga, I get straight to the point. I take out every piece from the bottom at once. Surely, you can do the same thing with your cars. It’s not like you’ll get kicked out of every party like I do. You guys can party after you invent those darn hover-cars!
Seriously, though. Try my Jenga Strategy. It’s sheer genius.