I’ve Seen Enough Japanese Food Network To Know Where This Is Going

I’ve Seen Enough Japanese Food Network To Know Where This Is Going

This ad isn’t very effective. Ads are designed to give the user the overwhelming feeling that they need a product, item, or pickup truck. After watching this, all that I want is 100 Japanese maids. I don’t even know why I’d need them, or what I’d do with them, but I want them anyways.

I don’t even know what they’re trying to sell in the first place. Probably some kind of Downton Abbey starter kit, but with more tentacles. Regardless of what they’re selling, I don’t particularly want any. On the other hand, I don’t think I could go another day without a fleet of Japanese maids at my disposal. I hope that they can do more than just make pancakes. What if I want French toast, or an omelette?

If they only made pancakes I’d be very disappointed. Having 100 Japanese maids that can only make a single pancake is like having a Lamborghini that you can only drive around in your garage. This isn’t a problem for someone with a huge garage, but you’ll die from carbon monoxide poisoning eventually — the same could be said for pancakes.

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