Clickbait is such a fun word, it almost feels dirty, but in my heart I know that it’s a necessary evil. I’d much rather have people read my drivel than waste their time on an inferior site, so it’s important to reel them in at any cost. I feel like the Pied Piper of Hamelin — minus the whole child killing thing. The point is that I have to use my wicked ways to attract viewers, or this site drops in readership faster than Bill Clinton drops his trousers at an intern convention.

Err — I mean, here’s five ways to figure out if you like guns:

1) You like guns

2) You also like other types of guns along with your standard selection of guns

3) You’re interested in guns and gun accessories

4) You like to gun gun while you gun gun gun so you can gun more guns, gun

5) You own a firearm and actively practice shooting at a designated range because you enjoy shooting and other related activities

Now that you’ve read the top five ways to figure if you like guns, you can finally take a good, hard look at your extensive rifle collection and decide if that’s really something that you’re into. If none of these apply to you then maybe it’s about time you take up knitting or collecting decorative doilies.  No need to thank me — I’m just doing my job, so you don’t have to.