I noticed a disturbing lack of Christmas cheer over here on the old BSBFB, so I thought I’d spice things up with a nice interstellar Christmas carol. It’s no White Christmas, but it’ll have to do for now. Bing Crosby hasn’t been returning my calls for about 40 years, so I had to move on and find something to take his place.

While Chiron Beta Prime sounds about as cheerful as a syphilitic orphan, the whole Christmasy-type message is still there — I think. I don’t know, he mentioned Christmas during the beginning, and then I started watching something else, so I really couldn’t tell you even if I wanted to. It’s not my fault I have the attention span of a goldfish with ADHD. I blame it on years of high-speed Intertunnel access, and a lack of reading or writing anything that’s longer than 150 words.

Err — I mean, merry almost Christmas.