(Warning: some salty language and lots of gratuitous violence)

Spinning around like an idiot until you accidentally hit someone is my favorite style of fighting. Next to back-alley hobo brawls, I can’t think of anything I’d be more likely to participate in or watch. I don’t really go for fighting in your underwear, that just seems a bit childish. What I would really like to see is businessmen MMA fighting. Two executives delivering astounding flying-heel kicks in their tassel oxfords seems much more interesting than two bald, sweaty, naked guys rolling all over each other. I’m all for gratuitous violence, but at least have a sense of style.