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What’s The Difference Between An Egg And A Filipino Boxer?

What’s The Difference Between An Egg And A Filipino Boxer?

Your arms hurt a little bit after beating an egg.

This is one of the more unfortunate events in boxing since someone got around to telling Mike Tyson that he couldn’t bite his opponents. I feel like boxing is descending to the same level of sports purgatory as professional wrestling, or politics, where everyone knows it’s fixed, and no one takes it seriously, and it can only be watched on pay-per-view. Well it’s no great loss, I guess.

At least we can always watch bar fights on YouTube for free.

Jackie Chan Eat Your Heart Out

Jackie Chan Eat Your Heart Out

Y’know, this guy is on to something. I have a feeling this hand thing is gonna be big. I just know it. I mean, the Muppets were big, and they were technically hands. The “Hand Movies” will not only be great for action, but for other genres, too. You’re in the mood for a comedy? Go check out Tom Hands’s classic film The Hand with One Red Glove. It’s an absolute wrist-slapper. Or maybe you want something a little more dramatic. The Handmaiden’s Tale is definitely for you. There’s a ton of money in this I tell ya’!

Self Defense For Dames — Yeah, See? Dames.

Self Defense For Dames — Yeah, See? Dames.

My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I learned over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. It’s called Rex Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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U Wot Mate? I’ll Bash Ur Head In, Mate

U Wot Mate? I’ll Bash Ur Head In, Mate

My name is Roo, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting down under. It’s called Roo Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a koala, the reflexes of a emu, and the wisdom of a kangaroo.

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