What’s The Difference Between An Egg And A Filipino Boxer?
Your arms hurt a little bit after beating an egg.
This is one of the more unfortunate events in boxing since someone got around to telling Mike Tyson that he couldn’t bite his opponents. I feel like boxing is descending to the same level of sports purgatory as professional wrestling, or politics, where everyone knows it’s fixed, and no one takes it seriously, and it can only be watched on pay-per-view. Well it’s no great loss, I guess.
At least we can always watch bar fights on YouTube for free.