The Best Song In The Known Universe

The Best Song In The Known Universe

It’s a little known fact that this song plays on a loop in the elevator to hell, but it could be so much worse, so I’m thankful — at least it’s not Sultans of Swing.

6 thoughts on “The Best Song In The Known Universe

  1. Huh – I wonder how they managed to set up an electroshock foot bath on the stage without spilling saltwater all over the place and frying the entire band? Ingenious setup – it only looks like he’s playing a keyboard. Actually, he’s just dialing the current up as far as he can handle it, then when his hands jerk away it goes back down, kind of like a deadman switch.

  2. This could be our secret weapon in the fight against terrorism – tie the captures terrorists to a chair, play this through headphones full volume and they’d give up everything they know if ten minutes.

  3. How did we survive the Seventies? I swear that I shall never hear this song again for the rest of my born days. Wait…does one capitalize “Seventies?”

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