Reason Number 12,796 To Never Go Outside Again
They’re more like fighter jets than birds. The only difference is I’m a lot less worried about getting pooped on by fighter jets. I might get hit by a couple loose missiles, but at least there won’t be any poop. I’d take instantaneous death over mild discomfort any day. Just imagine the smell of digested bird brains running down your shirt and you’ll be ready to get bombed.
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