Making an IKEA Chair Fly
As opposed to the normal course of events, when the IKEA chair flies out the window into the dumpster when you move to a new apartment.
Those Are Weird Lawnmowers
What do you get when you cross a go-kart with a fanboat with a parachute? I don’t know, but it’s kinda awesome. I’m not so sure about the hybrid ceiling fan/backpack/parasail. You have to admit it would be great for trimming tall hedges. Anyway, we’re foursquare in favor of standing around clutching beers and nodding approvingly while other people risk death, dismemberment, and sunburn.
Sorry Fellas, I Need To Go Back, I Forgot The Beer
Sometimes being the life of the party is daunting. When interesting conversation isn’t cutting it anymore, you either have to bring a lot of booze, or throw yourself into the pool unexpectedly. If you’re really having trouble getting noticed by the fine chicas poolside, you can always try driving your car into the pool. Driving a car into the pool can be expensive, however, so most people stick to throwing themselves in, or maybe a rattlesnake or a baby alligator or something. Of course you can base jump into the pool from a nearby skyscraper if you can’t afford a case of beer. However, if it’s your first base jump, experts advise that you wear an adult diaper. No one except Bill Murray will think you’re cool if they find a Baby Ruth in the pool.
The Wright Brothers? Never Heard Of Them
It’s okay, you only need one hand to fly anyway. One hand to fly the plane, and you use the other one to pull chicks. It’s common knowledge.
From what I can see, it doesn’t seem like this fellow is wearing a parachute. I’m all for living on the edge, but I always took that expression figuratively. I suppose he’s not really that high up. If he landed just right, maybe they could harvest his organs. I’m not sure the form at the organ donor place has a check box for “glider pilot,” but there must be someone, somewhere who need a gently dropped kidney or something.