What do you get when you cross a go-kart with a fanboat with a parachute? I don’t know, but it’s kinda awesome. I’m not so sure about the hybrid ceiling fan/backpack/parasail. You have to admit it would be great for trimming tall hedges. Anyway, we’re foursquare in favor of standing around clutching beers and nodding approvingly while other people risk death, dismemberment, and sunburn.