My Money Is On The Invertebrate

My Money Is On The Invertebrate

Yoga: a silent, but deadly art form. Like a fart in the face of your enemy, yoga will mess that fella up.

Years of Kung fu training are no match for a man with an extremely bendy thumb. Then again, the sound of his joints cracking is enough to make a grown man wet himself. In the heat of combat that must be absolutely devastating. It’s almost as effective as taking a nail to a chalkboard, except you smack the guy with your super bendy arm afterwards.

The super bendy arm move is a great conversation starter. If you’re trying to chat someone up, tell them about your super bendy arm move. It always works for me.

2 thoughts on “My Money Is On The Invertebrate”

  1. Mr. Maine, I think you’ve been spending too much time picking up chicks at Cirque du Soleil, cause where I live, that kinda stuff just gives girls the willies…

  2. Hello Mr. Glendale, thanks for reading and commenting.

    Cirque du Soleil is a little too hoity-toity for my taste. I much prefer terrorizing hitchhikers I pick up outside carnivals. No one can say no to the bendy arm move when you’re going 65 down the highway.

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