You know; nunchuk skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Useful stuff like that. I mean, look at this dork. He can’t even land a high five, yet he has managed to find someone presentable enough to put in a sparkly dress and display on a pool table. The man is wearing batting gloves and shiny pants for Christ’s sake.
But, he has sweet skills, and that’s all that matters. His sense of style doesn’t come into it. He could dress as ludicrously as he likes, and still pull a bus-load of babes. It’s because of all his sweet skills and hookups. Never doubt the sweet hookups.