This has got to be the best slip and slide ever. Anything that requires lubricant has got to be good. Perhaps I should have phrased that differently. Oh well. The fifty foot drop is a plus. Having water at the bottom is pretty cool too, I guess. Back when I was a lad my friends and I would have to jump off a twenty-five foot ledge just to get to the fifty foot ledge; and it was uphill both way.
As much as I like to see young people hurling themselves off a cliff, something seems a bit off. I feel like I’m watching an ad of some sort. I don’t have any hard evidence, but if you look really closely you’ll catch glimpses of what could be product placements. It’s probably just my imagination. Anyways, I’m going to go buy a boat and some life vests, so long for now.