Romania. Romania. You Border On The Adriatic. Your Land Is Mostly Mountainous, And Your Main Export Is Chrome

Romania. Romania. You Border On The Adriatic. Your Land Is Mostly Mountainous, And Your Main Export Is Chrome


Oh, dear. Sorry about that. That’s the Albania song, not the Romania song. My bad. I don’t know the Romania song. I can’t even begin to fake the Romania song. I don’t know what their main export is. But they don’t seem to be suffering from a shortage of OH MY GOD GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU PSYCHOPATH YouTube videos. Even if this is the only one, that’s plenty.

They must live near Russia, is all I can figure. Russia’s main export is, of course, dashcam videos. The Romanians, no doubt afraid of being unable to break into this lucrative world of shaky videos of fourteen cars smashing into five trucks and a stroller that the Russians are so adept at, have decided to try their hand at a melange of circus tricks performed on rusting infrastructure at great heights. It’s a niche market, it’s true, but they’re sure to own it.

[Thanks to BSBFB buddy Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along]

One thought on “Romania. Romania. You Border On The Adriatic. Your Land Is Mostly Mountainous, And Your Main Export Is Chrome”

  1. Romanians used to have the market cornered on Carpathian vampires. I met one once, and da( ) if he didn’t sound exactly like Bela Lugosi.

    And now this!

    Anyway, the first theme song that struck me for Romanianism was the creepy one from Dark Shadows. But then I recalled where it actually does come from. Starts with an M and ends with an E.

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