I don’t know. I used to sort of depend on the Amish to stay the same way forevermore. Act as a barometer for the rest of us, or at least a compass. Remind us of the way things used to be, and still could be if we got in the Free Silver/Granger mood again. But now they’re making electric fireplaces to sell on Home Shopping Network. They’ve got reality shows, which proves they’re entering a world of unreality with the rest of us. There’s nothing less real than that. Well, except for vinyl siding. What’s next, Amish sex tapes?
Won’t those beards get in the way? The beards on the women, I mean.