These Are Surely The End Times When Even The Amish Are Vinyl Siding Their Houses
I don’t know. I used to sort of depend on the Amish to stay the same way forevermore. Act as a barometer for the rest of us, or at least a compass. Remind us of the way things used to be, and still could be if we got in the Free Silver/Granger mood again. But now they’re making electric fireplaces to sell on Home Shopping Network. They’ve got reality shows, which proves they’re entering a world of unreality with the rest of us. There’s nothing less real than that. Well, except for vinyl siding. What’s next, Amish sex tapes?
Won’t those beards get in the way? The beards on the women, I mean.
4 thoughts on “These Are Surely The End Times When Even The Amish Are Vinyl Siding Their Houses”
Sigh. How many times do you have to be told that the Amish are not the same as the M’Effing Mennonites? You could look it up or you coulda stood in bed.
Mennonites are those near-pagans that countenance things like wet bonnet contests at the local publick house, right?
puts me in mind of the luggage from color of magic.
Hutterites. They’re my next door neighbors. Make school desks from trees, and electric chicken pluckers from scratch.
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