So I hear Amazon doesn’t want to limit themselves to having the UPS driver throw your packages over the fence and drive away like a teenager with dad’s car anymore; they want to have a drone delivery service. I think I’ve spotted a problem in their cunning plan.
Well, not a problem for us. I mean I’ve spotted a problem for them. To paraphrase maybe the ultimate Borderline Sociopathic Boy, Winston Churchill:
We shall fight in the cul-de-sacs, we shall fight near the retention ponds and the drainage ditches near the stripmall, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our neighborhoods from the encroachments of hipsters getting Amazon iPhone drone deliveries, whatever the cost — to Amazon, I mean — may be. We shall fight them with slingshots, BB guns, and the occasional shotty if we live outside the city limits and no one’s looking; we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Oh, and by the by, lads, watch the video — if you do masculine things, pretty girls show up and do them with you. It’s like a law.
(Thanks to Jonathan Frost-Johnson for sending that one along)