Hey Napoleon. It’d Be Nice If You Could Pull Me Into Town
Of course this is Russia, not the Gem State, so people named Napoleon doesn’t do so well in the winter.
The video is titled “Russians preparing for the Olympics.” I began to wonder what the Olympics would look like if Russia got to choose all the events. Lessee, there’s the Chernobyl spent fuel rod long jump, the Siberian outhouse visit relay, and the Crimean hammer and sickle throw. They’d have synchronized St. Vitus dancing. Freestyle polonium speed dating. Greco-Roman subversion. Cross country frayed strap dragging. Molotov badminton. Nordic combined breakdown lane luge.
Hey, wait a minute. That sounds way better than the regular Olympics, and dashcams on all the participants is way, way better than pinkeyed Costas any day.
(Thanks to tovarisch Zherar Van der Leun at American Digest for sending that one along]
One thought on “Hey Napoleon. It’d Be Nice If You Could Pull Me Into Town”
With the caveat that my brother and I used to do a very similar thing (except with a snowmobile instead of a car), I guess you’d have to be Borderline Sociopathic to not ask yourself: What are we gonna do when the tow car runs out of road and begins to brake?
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