Let’s Go Surfin’ Now, Everybody’s Learnin’ How, Come On A … Dear Lord, What Was I Thinking?
Well, if you don’t like getting wet, you could always roller skate down the side of a five-storey building, and get a comparable thrill.
Of course, in my day, the king of all surfers would be crowned immediately if he managed to paddle out there in the first place. Now you get towed. What’s next, a chair lift?