In Bizarro World, It’s Still WWII And The Swiss Air Force Is Strafing Mount Fuji
I never believed that “neutrality” stuff about the Swiss. There’s nothing neutral about them. They’re like a housecat. They may be neutered, but they ain’t neutral. They only pretend not to pay attention to you, but if you fall asleep on the couch, they start wacking on your nose. This is just like that, except it’s a Swiss dude with a jet pack instead of a cat, and he’ s flying past Mount Fuji instead of shredding all the toilet paper in the bathroom. Other than that, it’s identical.