Ah, Russia. I have no idea what the hell’s going on there, or why it is, and I suspect neither do the people that inhabit the place. Everything just happens, and in the wrong alphabet and season, too, and they film it on their stolen dashcams and release it to the entire world, which stretches from YouTube clear to LiveLeak.

No way to tell if Putin gives the Minister Of Random Awesomeness a salary, or he pays Putin for the privilege of smearing himself with last season’s snow and pulling more babes than a Cyrillic Elvis. Either way, it’s a good gig.