I May Have An Idea To Avert The Insolvent Social Security Fund Problem

I May Have An Idea To Avert The Insolvent Social Security Fund Problem


I say we replace gym class in school with parkour. The video is in the lovely city of Cambridge, in the UK, but I’m sure you can find something for the local kids to climb all over in most cities in the US. Anyway, they’ll be in the best shape of their life, so we’ll save lots on diabetes medicine and so forth, and not a manjack of them will live to collect Social Security. Lots of jobs will be created scraping them off the pavement, too. It’s a win/win/win.

Hmm. Give ’em all a squeegee and a squirt bottle to carry along, and they can do the skylights while they’re up there. See? It’s a win/win/win/win.

2 thoughts on “I May Have An Idea To Avert The Insolvent Social Security Fund Problem”

  1. wasn’t this one of those scenes cut from Mary Poppins or something.

    i’d just read about your foundation before watching this and really when they go splat it will be because things atrophy. he’s bound to break a tile or have a brick come loose in his hand not to mention the damage that will be done to that shiny solar panel when he lands wrong.

  2. I’m sorry, but you are confused about how Social Security if funded. We need young people to pay IN to the fund. You’d need to start a parkour fad amoung those in their late 50s early 60s for this to work.

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