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You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round

You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round


The Red Bull is strong with this one. Not only does he go down a slope without falling down, he spins around without falling down. He’s the one we’ve been waiting for. He makes Shaun White look like Carrot Top in a frock. He’s ascended to the point where he doesn’t need a snowboard anymore. If he really felt like it he could just levitate down the side of the mountain, but he likes to leave the board on because the weight presents a bit of a challenge.

The depth and speed of his pseudo-pirouette makes grown men weep and women cry out in anguish. If he took up ballet it wouldn’t be gay, because he was doing it. If I knew anything about snowboarding I’d give a much more detailed commentary, but I don’t, so this is the best I can do. If he got any cooler, he’d freeze on the spot and become one with the slope.

Every Event At The Winter Olympics Is Half As Interesting As This, Max

Every Event At The Winter Olympics Is Half As Interesting As This, Max


That’s just our official Borderline Blog For Boys rating for “interesting”. If you want to compare this video to the Olympics for fun, whether for the participants or the spectators, it’s going to be a blowout win for Snowlercoaster.

Half the events in the winter Olympics involve sliding downhill. They’re boring. They’re dreary. They’ve had all the fun beaten out of them. The BSBFB hereby demands that the sporting world bring back fun.

Well, If You Insist On Falling Off A Mountain In The Winter, You Might As Well Strap A Legless Coffee Table To Your Feet

Well, If You Insist On Falling Off A Mountain In The Winter, You Might As Well Strap A Legless Coffee Table To Your Feet


Me? I’m a downhill guy. Two skinny boards made by recovering Nazis bolted to my feet with the bindings set to Green Stick Fracture. It’s silly to linger on a ski slope. They don’t serve liquor halfway down, you know. Best get to the bottom right quick. And if you were on the rope tow when I used it for a slalom course, I apologize.

But that’s old news. All the wild men snowboard now.

I Seem To Have Located Russia’s Minister Of Total Random Awesomeness

I Seem To Have Located Russia’s Minister Of Total Random Awesomeness


Ah, Russia. I have no idea what the hell’s going on there, or why it is, and I suspect neither do the people that inhabit the place. Everything just happens, and in the wrong alphabet and season, too, and they film it on their stolen dashcams and release it to the entire world, which stretches from YouTube clear to LiveLeak.

No way to tell if Putin gives the Minister Of Random Awesomeness a salary, or he pays Putin for the privilege of smearing himself with last season’s snow and pulling more babes than a Cyrillic Elvis. Either way, it’s a good gig.