Of course, Chapter Two is: never dance in the end zone, either. Try to look like you’ve been there before, and intimate with your behavior that you plan on being there again.

At first I thought this was a Leon Lett-grade failure; but upon reflection, Leon’s team won that game in a blowout, so he’s just an amusing trivia question. These basketball dudes? A loser is a loser, man.

BTW, to return to the football analogy, the true Borderline Sociopathic Boy knows it’s not “celebrating” they’re doing in the endzone. It’s taunting, or showboating, or grandstanding, or maybe hotdogging, but it all boils down to: acting like a raging a**hole. Don’t be “that guy.”