Scared. Discomfited, really. I started to squirm in my seat. About halfway through, I grew almost terrified. I kept on having this vision. It was awful.

Oh, the guy longboarding down a luge run? That was nothing. A trifling thrill for a true Borderline Sociopathic Boy. I just got to wondering if somewhere, a man and a woman was looking at each other and saying, “Listen, honey, they’re playing our song.”