Bit of a cough there at twenty-five seconds. Perhaps it should be: Somewhat Tubercular Samurai With A Bedside Katana. Hmmm. He seems a little… heavy for a samurai. Perhaps it should be: Somewhat Tubercular Sumo Samurai With A Bedside Katana. And that really doesn’t look like much of a bed; perhaps it’s a tatami. That would be in keeping with the whole Somewhat Tubercular Sumo Samurai With A Bedside Katana thang. So I guess we should call it: Somewhat Tubercular Sumo Samurai With A Tatami-side Katana. Now we’re getting somewhere. It trips off the tongue, really. But what’s with the shaky autofocus on the camera? Mebbe we should have called it: Unfocused, But Focusing, Somewhat Tubercular Sumo Samurai With A Tatami-side Katana.

And why does he have a trap case over there? That looks like sound reinforcement equipment. Is he planning on amplifying his awesomeness? Because that would be awesome. Then we could call it: Amplified, If Somewhat Unfocused, But Focusing, Somewhat Tubercular Sumo Samurai With A Tatami-side Katana Awesomeness.

I suppose we could just call him Internet Tough Guy. At least it will fit on the tee shirt.